Corporate Dictionary Add a New Term

Did you get your Vaccine?

Kazhuma

Just looking for some sympathy and talk about my sore arm...

Let's See What Sticks

Kazhuma

See what works. Coming from the idea of throwing pasta against the wall and see it it sticks or if it needs more cooking. But the corporate metaphor is often a call for new ideas when there is no viable plan forward or everything else has failed.

Task Force

Kazhuma

When things go wrong and there are no obvious solutions, a task force is assembled from people with relevant skills. They will relentlessly talk about the problem every day to underline the criticality. Most members of a task force are managers who ask all the questions, plus one subject matter expert who is providing answers while trying to get back to work and solve the actual problem.

Do more with less

Kazhuma

In short, be more efficient. This is typically used when budget and resource cuts put a big question mark on current targets. In order to uphold these objectives despite the challenges, you are asked to 'do more with less' or in other words, work harder.

So just to clarify

Kazhuma

Seeking clarification is always a good thing, but there is a good chance that it means "you made absolutely no sense". You will get instant confirmation of your deficiency if all eyes turn to you. Otherwise all those who think they 'got it' will turn to lecture the inquirer... unless he's your boss.

Pushing Boundaries

Kazhuma

Going beyond your limits, pushing yourself and stepping over your shadow all seem very commendable aspirations. While there are occasions where this is the intended meaning, the more common us of this term is to ask someone to commit to a goal that is not achievable due to constraints outside their control. The underlying "you're not trying hard enough" message will typically force the recipient of such a message to commit to unrealistic goals, particularly when facing senior managers.

Binary

Kazhuma

States the obvious 'Yes or No' at a very basic level. But more than often this is used as a tool to cut out noise. The underlying suggestion here is to keep things simple and often comes from individuals that do not want to be bothered with the details.

Ping me

Kazhuma

Translation: Get back to me now! You were most likely on a call and if the ping came from someone who has any say in your future, bonus or promotion you better excuse yourself from whatever piddling task you're engaged in. The creative reference to submarine sonar technology or in more recent days network technology doesn't mean that this will be a short ordeal, so you might as well cancel your lunch.