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Corpospeak
Navigating the corporate world
I don't know the answer so stop asking
Work like a slave, don't complain, take blame
Sidelined
Everything you said has been completely incoherent
It sucks, it's shitty
What people really mean when they say "Correct me if I'm wrong" is, "I'm about to say something that I'm pretty confident is correct, but I want you to jump in and tell me I'm right so that I can feel even better about myself." Of course, there's always the slim chance that they're actually open to being corrected, but that's usually not the case. So next time someone says this to you, just go ahead and agree with them - it'll save everyone a lot of time and energy.
Fucking now!
I know you haven't sent it
